In other news...

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In addition, there are articles about how horrible the second-hand smoke in Hell is ("it was unbearable, everybody smokes down there," says miracle survivor) and "Women with big boobs are smarter, study shows" and zombies striking in Haiti (causing huge losses in the sugarcane industry). Oh, and Ed Anger!

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I can't believe you forgot the most important and shocking article of all - the rise in succubus attacks. How can I ever expect to get passionate with a woman again, when I'm pursued by this constant fear that my very soul could be SUCKED RIGHT OUT OF MY BODY????

*suddenly wonders if all these back pain pills he's taking only cure back pain...*