In other news...

[furtech]

In addition, there are articles about how horrible the second-hand smoke in Hell is ("it was unbearable, everybody smokes down there," says miracle survivor) and "Women with big boobs are smarter, study shows" and zombies striking in Haiti (causing huge losses in the sugarcane industry). Oh, and Ed Anger!

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[okojosan.livejournal.com]

What's got Ed pig-biting mad this time? :D

Ah-nold for President!

[furtech.livejournal.com]

He's on about how Arnold will make a great governor and should be president-- we just have to change "one stupid law". I'll give him credit: at least he's one of the few pundits who even -knows- about that one little detail!

[foolonthehill.livejournal.com]

There has never been a better news paper :D

[was1.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I think the Bat Boy would be more their type 8)

BTW, with all the musicals you've seen, did you ever catch that one?
I guess it was off Broadway though... way off Broadway.

[furtech.livejournal.com]

We tried to, but couldn't fit it in the first trip and it had closed by the second...Sounded like a "light" version of "Sideshow" (possibly one of the oddest Broadway shows in recent memory--excellent music, tho').

[c-eagle.livejournal.com]

hehheh! :D I actually knew a musician buddy years ago who subscribed to this, just because he said it gave him a full week off hilarity with each issue!

[sk-1.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you forgot the most important and shocking article of all - the rise in succubus attacks. How can I ever expect to get passionate with a woman again, when I'm pursued by this constant fear that my very soul could be SUCKED RIGHT OUT OF MY BODY????

*suddenly wonders if all these back pain pills he's taking only cure back pain...*