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Jun. 28th, 2005 12:40 pmWhile I wait for some goop to dry, I'll toss this question to the crowd:
What is the worst pain you ever experienced?
Mine was a scratched cornea: don't let anyone tell you there are no nerves in the eye! Writhing pain, with the added nastiness that you can't really don anything but wait until it heals (4-8 hours, typically). And there is no "comfortable" position! Closing your eyes has 'em rubbing on the lid; keep them open and the pain makes tears (salty water open wound=*aieee!*).
A close second would be when I had (unknown to me at the time) a compression fracture of my foot and a helpful salesman jammed my foot into a formal shoe. A magnificent pain that had me hallucinating, blacking out and hearing opera all in the space of a split-second.
What is the worst pain you ever experienced?
Mine was a scratched cornea: don't let anyone tell you there are no nerves in the eye! Writhing pain, with the added nastiness that you can't really don anything but wait until it heals (4-8 hours, typically). And there is no "comfortable" position! Closing your eyes has 'em rubbing on the lid; keep them open and the pain makes tears (salty water open wound=*aieee!*).
A close second would be when I had (unknown to me at the time) a compression fracture of my foot and a helpful salesman jammed my foot into a formal shoe. A magnificent pain that had me hallucinating, blacking out and hearing opera all in the space of a split-second.
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Date: 2005-06-28 12:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-28 12:48 pm (UTC)I've heard it said: "A kidney stone is the closest a man will come to knowing the childbirth pains a woman feels..."
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Date: 2005-06-28 01:34 pm (UTC)Also getting a potassium drip without lidocaine piggybacking it isn't fun either.
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Date: 2005-06-28 01:34 pm (UTC)(BTW, been watching your journal even though I haven't had much to say. Hope you don't mind. Hi!)
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Date: 2005-06-28 01:40 pm (UTC)This is a particular type of weighty pain... It doesn't have the "sharp" feeling associated with something like a knife cut or (I'm assuming) a broken bone.
Oh, stitches without proper anesthetic was fun, too.
Migraines are special
Date: 2005-06-28 04:44 pm (UTC)Re: Migraines are special
Date: 2005-06-29 09:20 am (UTC)thing that hurt
Date: 2005-06-28 01:47 pm (UTC)Worst pain that lasted more than a few seconds was four hours after that fall when the various muscles had some time to stiffen up around the sprains, strains, and dislocations, and I attempted to get up, had a nasty bout of shock induced nausea, then passed out.
Other worst pain has been burns. Nothing quite like a third dregree burn to make one writhe like a half-crushed worm, a horribly bright kind of pain that overrides the higher centers of the brain and turns one into a scrabbling animal trying to escape.
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Date: 2005-06-28 01:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-28 02:07 pm (UTC)All that pain was nothing compared to when I had the inner-ear problem that made me lose my sense of balance. I'd take a week of missing fingernails to having to go through that again.
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Date: 2005-06-28 05:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-28 02:17 pm (UTC)So I went in for xrays. I was frozen in the position of the wheelchair they'd just lifted me out of. The Xray tech decides I'm just being a weenie about not spreading my legs so they can get a good shot of my hip, so forces my legs apart so hard it bangs my knees on opposite sides of teh table.
I think they heard the howl several miles away. @#$%^&* xray tech. If the person is stuick in a fetal position to pain, don't decide they're just being a pain in the ass and force them into a new one. jackass.
Close second, foot surgery with misadministered novocaine. The podiatrist shot my leg full of novocaine twice, to the pount where I couldn't feet my entire thigh. Jackass put it in the vein going AWAY from the area he was supposed to be numbing and so I got to have surgery on an ingrown toenail with effectively no anaethic in the right place, and no feeling in most of my left side...except the stupid foot.
Unsurprising that I was very reluctant to have foot surgery for a bone spur some time later. That didn't hurt. it was mostly just nasty smelling from them using a grinding wheel on the bone. Burning boon, vibrating leg... ech.
May I have no further foot problems, EVER.
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Date: 2005-06-28 04:25 pm (UTC)It was so bad I couldn't stop involuntarily groaning and yelling and it STILL took the hospital people an hour to get to me. It was weird having sound coming from my mouth and no way to stop it!
They usually have to give you morphine for it, but they tried a direct numbing with something by punching a needle through my stomach and into the kidney first. It did NOTHING.
Out came the morphine for about 2-3 hours before the pain subsided. And though the pain was mitigated, I found the feeling of being pumped on Morphine to be virtually as unpleasant. Like your entire body is asleep but you are conscious. You sometimes get a taste of it when you fall asleep for a few minutes in the afternoon on the couch then wake up, only 100x worse.
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Date: 2005-06-28 08:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-28 09:41 pm (UTC)'nuff said.
-J
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Date: 2005-06-28 10:40 pm (UTC)since you asked..
Date: 2005-06-29 03:56 am (UTC)The most recent one I can recall was being severely sunburned on the back, and having to stand in a cold cold shower alternating solarcaine on it, for several fruitless hours, in hopes it would subside.
Since you listed a second, perhaps food poisoning I'd list as second.. you feel like you wanna die with some of that stuff...
Even when I broke my femur it wasn't quite as extreme as those two, because the body goes into partial shock.
And since
ADVICE: cutting back Salt and Caffeine drastically has virtually eliminated headaches.
Woulda been nice if someone said something about that years ago.... ;P
take care!
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Date: 2005-07-06 04:55 pm (UTC)Worst pain, huh?
Chronic back pain from when I pulled my back during excercises. It would wake me up in the middle of the night and I would tear up - the pain was so great.
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Date: 2005-07-11 06:06 pm (UTC)It's Kim, your fan and Ichigo. You are my friend!!!