Corn for Dinner!
Apr. 17th, 2006 07:55 pmBush: I’m meeting these Chinese fellows so I’d better know their names, right?
Cheney: Right.
Bush: Well then who's the Chinese Premier?
Cheney: Yes.
Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
Cheney: Hu.
Bush: The Chinese Premier.
Cheney: Hu.
Bush: The Premier.
Cheney: Hu.
Bush: The leader of China...
Cheney: Hu is the Premier!
Bush: I'm asking you who's the Premier.
Cheney: That's the man's name.
Bush: That's who's name?
Cheney: Yes.
Bush: Well go ahead and tell me.
Cheney: That's it.
Bush: That's who?
Cheney: Yes. [PAUSE]
Bush: Look, they gotta Premier?
Cheney: Certainly.
Bush: Who's the Premier?
Cheney: That's right.
Bush: When the Chinese pay taxes, who gets the money?
Cheney: Every yuan of it.
Bush: All I'm trying to find out is the Premier’s name.
Cheney: Hu.
Bush: The guy that gets...
Cheney: That's it.
Bush: Who gets the money...
Cheney: Yes.
Bush: *Nnrrrg!*

[Yes, I'm easily amused...but that gag (the original A&C) -is- the funniest skit ever written! I'm sure it's already been done, but...]
Not just amused-- *easily* amused!
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Date: 2006-04-18 03:48 pm (UTC)