Onion: Best Election Coverage!
Nov. 6th, 2012 06:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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The Onion!
Election Fact:
To take the White House, a candidate must secure 270 electoral votes; however, candidates can win various other prizes by reaching different predetermined vote totals. Here’s a look at the prizes up for grabs in this year’s election:
4 electoral votes — Federal Election Commission keychain
10 electoral votes — American flag pencil set
25 electoral votes — “Don’t Tread On Me” temporary tattoo
75 electoral votes — A $25 iTunes gift card
90 electoral votes — Founding Fathers sticker set
225 electoral votes — Presidential Seal fleece blanket
320 electoral votes — A fitted 'Commander-in-Chief' baseball cap
360 electoral votes — Bald eagle (Note: Ronald Reagan is the only man to ever win a bald eagle.)
The Onion!
Election Fact:
To take the White House, a candidate must secure 270 electoral votes; however, candidates can win various other prizes by reaching different predetermined vote totals. Here’s a look at the prizes up for grabs in this year’s election:
4 electoral votes — Federal Election Commission keychain
10 electoral votes — American flag pencil set
25 electoral votes — “Don’t Tread On Me” temporary tattoo
75 electoral votes — A $25 iTunes gift card
90 electoral votes — Founding Fathers sticker set
225 electoral votes — Presidential Seal fleece blanket
320 electoral votes — A fitted 'Commander-in-Chief' baseball cap
360 electoral votes — Bald eagle (Note: Ronald Reagan is the only man to ever win a bald eagle.)
